Your (Former) Co-Workers Thank You

Ever wonder what happens to your stuff after you leave your place of employment? You can be sure that your (former) co-workers have descended upon your desk like a bunch of scavengers and anywhere else you may have stowed your things.

Bertha Butts just told me that after one female employee was laid off at my former employer, another one found and ate the food that the first employee had left behind in the office refrigerator. It's one thing to go through someone's desk or cubicle, and take a coveted chair or some other article. It's quite another to be eating someone else's leftovers. It's not that the employee didn't know because each food container had been marked with the previous owner's name. Girl, you know that's not right!!

So if you think your former co-workers are sad to see you go, think again. They're waiting for you to leave so they can ransack your desk and steal your food. Remember, if you're going to leave food behind, make sure it's rancid or left in a disgusting condition. While you're at it, leave that ratty old sweater behind and anything else that might have your cooties on it.