Unemployment Blues

I figured my situation needed a theme song so I wrote "Unemployment Blues." Get yourself a twangy guitar and sing along.

Woke up this morning
Had the blues again
Ain't got no job
Let me tell you, my friend.

I've got the unemployment blues
And I got them bad
Aint' got no money
Spent all that I had.

Woke up this morning
Had the blues again
Can't find no work
I'm beginning to think it's the end.

I've got the unemployment blues
and they're gettin' real bad
My car is a wreck
And I'm feeling so sad.

(Twangy guitar solo)

Oh, I woke up this morning
Had the blues again
Ain't got no job
Let me tell you, my friend

It's those old unemployment blues
Can't afford litter for my cat
Stinkin' up the place
That's no way to act!

Yeah, I woke up this morning
Had the blues again
Uh-huh, hmm...hmm...hmmm!

(Twangy guitar continues and fades out)